WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



dicksie3 1:28 Fri Sep 23
Biggest Wanker on WHO - 2016 Award
Well, what can I say... 3/4 of the year have flown-by already and there has been some proper wankerish behaviour on WHO, in that time, as you'd expect.

I like to think that I've done my best to be an absolute wanker at times; posting complete bollocks whilst winding posters up and getting in a few faces... Being a total fucking wanker, basically. Especially when I post on here whilst pissed-up. Mind you, I even bored myself for a while so I fucked off for a few months so that could take its toll.

So, who are the current front-runners for WHO's 'Wanker of The Year'?

Names and reasons, please... All nominations will be added-up come the end of this year and the poster (wanker) with the most nominations wins the title.

*Massive wanker sign*

Replies - Newest Posts First (Show In Chronological Order)

gank 7:58 Thu Dec 1
Re: Biggest Wanker on WHO - 2016 Award
I would like to nominate the Downs boy, Fivestar.

Eerie Descent 7:17 Thu Dec 1
Re: Biggest Wanker on WHO - 2016 Award
Joyo doesn't know any personally. He just fucks them.

Mike Oxsaw 6:54 Thu Dec 1
Re: Biggest Wanker on WHO - 2016 Award
joyo 5:00 Thu Dec 1

What is it about ladyboys that puts the fear of god up you? How many do you know (biblically or otherwise)?

Swiss. 1:13 Thu Dec 1
Re: Biggest Wanker on WHO - 2016 Award
dicksie are you 12?

Grumpster 12:55 Thu Dec 1
Re: Biggest Wanker on WHO - 2016 Award
The new stadium and seasons football has bought the worst out of a lot of people on here.

I'm always positive towards the team (within reason) and so will try to be so towards my fellow fan as well, so I'll give it to the Man Utd fan who done the 'View from the Opposition' earlier in the year.

He was a right Wanker.

collyrob 12:49 Thu Dec 1
Re: Biggest Wanker on WHO - 2016 Award
Hairyhammer has to be up there.

Hammer and Pickle 10:53 Thu Dec 1
Re: Biggest Wanker on WHO - 2016 Award
Happy to accept nominations from the whole WHO Brexit Movement Cult.

Dr Moose 10:13 Thu Dec 1
Re: Biggest Wanker on WHO - 2016 Award
H&P, the guy has truely lost it on the referendum thread.

Darby_ 5:41 Thu Dec 1
Re: Biggest Wanker on WHO - 2016 Award
Good read this thread.

Son of Anarchy 5:33 Thu Dec 1
Re: Biggest Wanker on WHO - 2016 Award
*FARTS* and wafts it into the thread

Private Dancer 5:20 Thu Dec 1
Re: Biggest Wanker on WHO - 2016 Award
Unfortunatley I'veeenver won it, although would have loved to have taken that mantle.

Won't win it this year either as only one WHOer has voted for me. Guess who that is?

joyo 5:00 Thu Dec 1
Re: Biggest Wanker on WHO - 2016 Award
Private Dancer....... He's won it before as Bleeding Claret......... Lying fat two faced pissed up bullshiting ladyboy loving cunt!

Mike Oxsaw 2:28 Wed Nov 30
Re: Biggest Wanker on WHO - 2016 Award
I might have to make a bid to come from behind on this one.

It's gonna be hard, mind you...

Johnson 1:23 Wed Nov 30
Re: Biggest Wanker on WHO - 2016 Award
Still lots to play for, although Hammer and Thickle must be the bookie's favourite.

dicksie3 1:21 Wed Nov 30
Re: Biggest Wanker on WHO - 2016 Award
ONE MONTH TO GO!

*Triumphant trumpet tune*

Pancho 12:50 Sat Oct 1
Re: Biggest Wanker on WHO - 2016 Award
*nods*

You for 17209 posts on the official stadium thread jobless?

Gavros 10:01 Fri Sep 30
Re: Biggest Wanker on WHO - 2016 Award
There really is only one actual proper cunt on this site.

bruuuno 9:58 Fri Sep 30
Re: Biggest Wanker on WHO - 2016 Award
We are all just an hallucination created by Oxsaws spider bite

riosleftsock 9:52 Fri Sep 30
Re: Biggest Wanker on WHO - 2016 Award
Any mentions for me or The Three Degrees yet?

Hammer and Pickle 10:36 Fri Sep 30
Re: Biggest Wanker on WHO - 2016 Award
wtf!

penners28 10:24 Fri Sep 30
Re: Biggest Wanker on WHO - 2016 Award
Haha, imagine the WHO wags. All stumbling out of spoons pissed up and fighting. Then logging into westhamonlinemumsnet.com starting thread like "anyone seen defjam. Said he'd be home 3 fucking hours ago!!!"

Followed by multiple "you ok hun"'s and "u dnt kneed no man gawjus!!!"

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